How to clear out a one-bedroom apartment — with fifteen years of loving/living in it — in only six days: it helps to have worked a few theater strikes. Just because a 6-inch chunk of 2×4 with two screws broken off in it is a perfectly good piece of lumber is not a good reason to keep it.
It’s also essential that you get yourself a cousin who is an absolute mensch. I couldn’t have done it without you, Rita.