Annoying Habit #92

Mom (seeing me making slides): “Again?”

Me: “So?”

Mom: “Why not try writing for a change?”

Me: “Excuse me, this is my slide journal.”

Mom: “I mean writing a paper.”

Me: “Ugh! Who even uses that word?”

Mom: “I see a lot of white. Where does the writing come in?”

—Jennifer Egan, A Visit from the Goon Squad, ch. 12