BRUCE: In my life I’m not going to be afraid to blind the horses, Prudence.
PRUDENCE: You ought to become a veterinarian.
BRUCE (very offended): You’ve missed the metaphor.
PRUDENCE: I haven’t missed the metaphor. I made a joke.
BRUCE: You just totally missed the metaphor. I could never love someone who missed the metaphor.
—Christopher Durang, Beyond Therapy, I:i
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