Latest spam over the transom. I’ve highlighted the most incomprehensible sentence, if you can call it that.
Hello ! You probably will be very much surprised to my letter.
And where I could find your electronic address. One of these days I
was registered a dating site . And today to me from him there
has come the reference with your address. In it it was spoken, that we
with you harmonious pair. And I have decided to write to you this
letter. My name Michelle, me of 27 years. My growth of 170 sm, my
weight of 53 kg. I live in Russia, in city Zvenigovo. I like to travel
various places. I was in such countries of Europe, as Finland, Poland,
Latvia. I traveled as the tourist. You should not have excitement be
relative that we not beside. I am woman, that if I shall like man for
a meeting i shall reach him. Besides in our days it is not a problem
to travel. I don’t worry about it and I can do it, it is possible to
have relations with the person of other part of the world. It is very
interesting – other culture, thinking, traditions i like new places.
Probably you can learn Russian woman. I hope you will not be
frightened also we shall continue our acquaintance? I the quiet,
romantic girl. I want to meet in the life the present love. In my
opinion, At all a variety of nationalities occupying our planet. In
the world there is that unique person, With which I can find happiness
and family rest. My dream, it to create family, To leave in marriage
for remarkable the man, to give birth to children. And together with
the favourite person To aspire to bring up ours with it children that
they became the most remarkable people. Actually I very modest girls
and vulnerable. To me to not like, when people to face speak one, And
behind a back another is completely. And I think, that from the very
beginning of ours with you of acquaintance. We should be fair with
each other. I have no enclosed picture of me in this letter. I shall
send you a picture of me in the following letter.
If you are interested, write to my e mail: [redacted]
And you as well as I want to meet the present love in the life. That I
think to us with you it is necessary to begin ours with you
acquaintance. Who knows, it is possible we are really harmonious with
you. Also we shall create the best in the world a pair. I hope I shall
not stay without your attention. I wait for your answer, Michelle.
Leta says that this would be a great cold reading exercise at auditions. It’s less intelligible than “Ladle Rat Rotten Hut.”